Eartha Kitt – Timbuktu Medley


Taking more than ninety seconds to even bother appearing in her own show, Mme Kitt employs a full troupe of gilded dancers dancing the dance of the seven veils to give her a proper introduction and yet another set of muscular, glittering men to literally land her on what looks like a subservient homosexual, after which she also takes a full ten seconds to spell out the otherwise simple statement “I’M HERE“. The crowd then bursts into a spontaneous applause to which Mme Kitt responds with a killer, icy stare that also lasts fifteen full seconds.

Now, THAT is how you make an entrance.

By Matteo Sarti


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