Listen. Obviously there is something that we really need to get her if we really want her. And for crying out loud, it’s Helen Mirren so of course we REALLY want her. Could it be lots and lots of pink babies? Don’t be silly, of course not.
So what is it that this toned, sultry Dame Helen Mirren really wants? Let’s find out in this clip from the avant-garde movie Herostratus, by Don Levy.
By Matteo Sarti