If we at Lujon Magazine were to review this collection we would probably applaud the Olsen twins on their sensual, stripped back approach to business dressing, and we would most definitely throw in some references to the splendid work of Italian fashion designer Romeo Gigli, quoted almost literally in the juxtaposition of the sheer black tights and the Moroccan slippers in all kinds of precious leathers. The results are luxurious, elegant and hugely approachable.
But because we are punks at heart, we will let drag queen Dolores McFishyStock do the reading of this superb collection for us. Because why not.
Dolores McFishyStock: ELEGANCE! SHE OWNS EVERYTHING! YAASSS See this one here walking down NY-tothe-C GURL she is going to B-U-Y you with her own coins GURL.
Dolores McFishyStock: OH GURL I CAN’T DEAL, I CAN’T last time I’ve done all this executive realness I had to go all PMP and I still owe some coins to myself. She is EXECUTING the house down
Dolores McFishyStock: Look at this Meryl Streep realness over here, she’s all polished and dusted but girl miss thing over here KNOWS, she gonna get home, she gonna slip this silk number on, and she is gonna SERVE ME ALL OF HER NETFLIX-GOLD-BEST OF-NUMBER ONE HITS-COMPILATION of sexy looks girl she is.
Dolores McFishyStock: GIRL YOU KNO WHAT? Sickening, mopping the eleganza all over the F-L-O-O-R and not giving two shits about poor Carmencita over here who just dont know what to do when she comes in for house keeping YAASS! She serves,and work, and serves and work and stroll on central park eleganza yes.
Dolores McFishyStock: T.P MISS THING, T.P TOTAL-PACKAGE gurl you know you is. Clutching your things ‘cos you know damn good well we other hoes thirsty for coins we gonna SNATCH you leather purse off girl. YAS we IS girl. You just do your thing with your cropped-hair-business-woman moment and we just gonna GAG girl YAAASSS.
By Dolores McFishyStock